Mixed priorities. I can’t tell you how many times a girl told me she was going to come over but had to wait for recess.

mean people
petty people
running out of coffee

you know, it doesn’t even have to be a public bathroom, just don’t talk to me when i’m in any bathroom…

Today - a dog that can’t decide if she wants out or in.

First, Teleolurian frightens me.

And I am glad to see that even women hate it when people talk in the restroom - I thought that was a guy thing.

Along that line, one thing that gets my goat is Bluetoothers. You know, those people who are walking around, in public, talking - to NO ONE. It’s scary. I think they are talking to me sometimes.

Example: Guy with nothing in his hands walking down the aisle in Walmart, towards me says “Hey, how’s it going?”

I say “Fine, how are you?”

He looks at me like I’m crazy, keeps walking and says “some idiot thought I was talking to them! Can you believe it? [short pause] I know….”

First - are you so important that you have to be in contact with someone 24/7? Or maybe are you that lonely and insecure that you have to be propped up by someone else talking to you 24/7?

Second - if you *do* have to be talking all the time - why not visit these other super important people in person = and save me from hearing half your conversation.

Third - if you can’t do that - why not make the heruculen effort to hold that $750 phone you’ve got strapped to your belt like some sort of 21st century revolver or saber up to your ear?

Fourth - if you can’t do any of those things, freaking realize that (a) it’s normal to think that you might be talking to someone *WHO IS ACTUALLY IN FRONT OF YOU* so don’t be surprise when people react that way. We’ve got thousands of years of recorded human history that back up the fact that if you are with someone, and you ask a question or offer a greeting, you are, in all likelihood, talking to them. That’s how talking works! -[OR}- 2, you look like you are insane and talking to the voices in your head. Either way - you look like a psycho or a prick. Don’t be shocked when people react to you as such.

Okay - I’m done. And I feel better.

Somebody has to be the scariest person on the internet. It could be you, but it’s me.

Another thing that pisses me off is improperly placed “No Trespassing” signs. I mean, here you are, minding your own business, thinking that you’re in a beautiful, public park, digging up a corpse, just hanging out, and then you have to replant it and hightail it out of there because some scary lady with a million cats saw you out of her sitting-room window and decided to call 5-0.

In a completely unrelated matter, I am bone-tired this morning.

The talking in the bathroom thing, but also when someone is in the stall rightnextotyou when there are 10 other empty stalls not next to you.
People who put the empty candy wrapper back in the dish. This is especially heinous if you are at a place of business!
People who just about murder you with their cars and inability to drive, and then throw their hands up in the air like you’re the moron who ran a red light with no turn signal!

Julie’s the lady with the cats who reported you. She didn’t want me to tell you but I’m trying to get you to marry me so, sorry Jules.

Darn it, Joolz. I would have shared.

I’m with you on the bathroom thing.

1 - Hearing about PR and Google all over the freaking Internet lately. So over it.

2 - Being so tired I can’t think of more than 1 thing to bitch about.

This wonderful site and I hope that we can exchange views and ideas
Ahmed alDosoky
Egyptian press

Being the person that always drives. Yeah OK, I like driving but gimme a break sometimes!

Otherwise, I totally agree with everything on your list and like everyone else, the bathroom thing especially. Just 1 minute of peace, PLEASE!

I just landed up here reading the header description.

Smokers! They really irritate me a lot. I too conduct an unofficial no-smoking campaign - ask them to throw cigars if they want to talk to me how fresh it may be. You know they don’t lit a cigar in front of me. They sure will waste one cigar unnecessarily - they think. I reduced one cigar from their that day’s quota - I think.

Ewww to the dirty fingernails. That just creeps me out.

People whit long stories early in the morning and just go on and on and on. I’m just a not a morning person.

The one telemarketer keep calling, even the weekends.

People talk to you in public restrooms? Are you soliciting sex?

Again?

I like to see people speak their mind, and obviously you have done exactly that. Keep up the funny posts. The funny thing is a lot of things like that piss me off to.

Rami

I hate people talking on cell phones in public bathrooms. I can’t relax when thinking “are you talking to me?” I don’t need to hear your personal conversation and if the person you’re talking to hears “potty” noise, I’m not sorry. *Flush*

I’m way late getting to the game, but I wanna play too.

You know what pisses me off? People who park like assholes. You know the ones. (I even know many people who do this! I always bitch at them about it, too!) The people who just pull into the spot, completely fucking crooked, and can’t take the 2.5 seconds it takes to put it in reverse, straighten out, and pull back in. I really hate it when they’re preventing me from parking my minivan full ‘o kids in a parking spot because of their jacked up parking. Ugh! Hate it!

people driving talking on cell phones without a handset. you think you’re driving fine, but you suck (not you Jules)…you drive too fast or too slow, you swerve across the line, and the worst part is you probably tell your friends…oh i can drive fine while talking on a cell phone…put on a dang headset, they aren’t that expensive