I got a freak alert this morning. What’s a freak alert you ask? They go like this.

[insert AIM name here]: pot smoking granny is at it again.

[justj0000lie]: oh you’ve got to be kidding me?

[insert AIM name here]: i’m not.

[insert AIM name here]: She mentioned you again, you know the friend she cut ties with months ago yet still feels the need to mention you on her blog.

[justj0000lie]: Cut ties : best thing she ever did for me, I’ll give her that.

[insert AIM name here]: oh well, she probably just smoked out with her kids, and had a flashback.

I had to let the freak alert messenger know that I could care a less. I mean really. She’s like the last person on earth I ever think about, and I certainly don’t need IM updates on her. Yuck.

freak alert, instant messenger

On this day..

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• Advertise on A Baby eBay Auction - 2006