So who’s into Twitter? You’re probably like me and signed up months ago just to secure your screen name. I mean, come on, you didn’t want anyone else to get your fabulous “JustJulie” name now did you? Life would be so much easier if my parents named me some Navajo Native American name like Nataani. I wouldn’t have to sign up for all these social networking sites the minute they come out for fear of not getting my real name.

I like to leave my cell phone on all night long next to my bed. It’s pretty damn funny when you get that drunk texting message at 3AM from your friend who went to the club you didn’t want to go to. yeahhhhhhhhh - right! Okay, not so funny, but I don’t want to miss out on what my friends are doing, so I leave my phone on, and roll with it. That’s when Twitter came along.

It’s all about the drunk twittering now! I get text messages at 3AM from the Ruby obsessed programmer who stays up all.night.long. I get text messages from the crazy half black and half Korean person who is so incredibly smart that I don’t understand half of what he Twitters, but I like it. And I get them from really hot guys. Okay, it’s just one guy, but I’m getting Twitters from a hot guy are you?

I tried to hate it. I really did. But it’s like crack and I can’t stop. Twitter me all night long baby! No really. Twitter me.

Twitter, social networking, hot guys, drunk Twittering

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• Talk To Me I'm Bored - 2008