Of all the cities I love, Seattle is on my Top 5 Favorite Cities. Every time I have been there I have loved it, and always had a good time. Most people I have met from there are fairly normal. American Idol visited Seattle to hold auditions, and, well, uhhhh, yeah.

Darwin Reedy

Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Well Darwin, I would have to say that 100% of the guys watching your audition all said NO! And for the love of Christ, would you please harness those udders!

Nicholas Zitzmann

Unchained Melody being sung by a software engineer? He said all his coworkers told him he should try out. Hey Nicholas! Did you ever think the only reason they wanted you to try out was so they could sit and laugh at you all over the internet today? Come on dude! What were you thinking? “I’m going to have to review the tape to see what I did wrong.”

Jonathan Jayne

I really don’t know what to say about this one. At least him and the “Bush Baby” Kenneth Briggs met, and now they are BFF’s. “People would vote for me because I am different.” Yes, Jonathan. You are different. It’s time to find a McJob.

Red

I really think Freddie Mercury had someone like Red in mind when he wrote the lyrics for this song.

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me
Galileo,galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico
But Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me
Hes just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

On this day..

• POWBracelets.com - 2007
• The Diva's Dreams - 2007
• Kristin Armstrong on the Rachael Ray Show - 2007
• Write About Writer's Block! - 2008
• Testing TwitterFeed - 2008