Last night was a hoot! We all laughed so hard continually through the whole show. Simon is just as bad as he’s always been, and Randy is right at his heels this year. It should be great!
Jason…poor Jason. He will forever have to be home schooled. There is no way he can make an appearance at his high school again after burying his face in his mother’s breast, while bawling, on national television. Sorry Jason…your life as you know it is now over.
Famous quotes of Jason’s:
“I can tell they hate me”
“They said that Minneapolis has no talent because of me”
“16 years old, I want to start out famous”
Brenna…are you sure you are American Idol’s “biggest fan?” Let’s try this one on for size, “American Idol’s Biggest Creepiest Stalker Girl Ever” is more like it! It suits you so much better. Ace Young drew you a heart and you went and had it tattooed on your body? Did you have your makeup tattooed on at the same place? And how dare you murder my Queen and Bowie like that!
Famous quotes of Brenna’s:
“Me and American Idol are like BFF’s”
“If you can’t sing why are you here?”
“You don’t look too pleased Simon”
“Okay, but uhm, I have 10 years of training, I don’t understand, why?”
And Trista Giese, the girl who growl-sang for her audition? What the hell was THAT???? I’m still scratching my head over that one! The Cowardly Lion? Chewbacca? HUH?

Tonight’s show looks interesting. They made it seem like Seattle is filled with a bunch of circus freak show acts. Well at least the delusional ones that try out for American Idol appear to be.
I’m psyched for tonight’s show, too! I kept getting interrupted last night by the dog and the kids. Tonight, I watch ALONE!
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the show was insane as always lol
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the growling girl was a little odd….kudos for wanting to be different, but it’s American Idol people, song selection is totally important!
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LOL…okay..wait, here’s my piece on it…bland, but it will do the job!
http://twodogzoo.com/blog/2007/01/17/american-idol-auditions/
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FUNNY stuff last night…very very funny!
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Yep – yep – yep – they had us CRACKING UP – just dying – two nights in a row!!!
A couple times my oldest would holler out, “Please! Make it stop!!!”
ROFLMAO!!!
And there were also a couple times when Simon just wouldn’t cut them off, so Mark just hit ‘mute’!!
The bohemian freakazoid? OMG!!
Dying, I’m just dying!
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Great post, I was unable to watch these last to nights but that YouTube video was great, lol, i was dying at my desk, haha
-Steve
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AI should just put out a DVD of auditions already!
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Colleen’s got the right idea. I want a DVD of nothing but auditions. All the ones we never got to see.
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I’ve never been a big fan of American Idol, but I have to admit those were funny!
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I actually only watch the auditions for idol. The show itself after they pick the top people, doesn’t interest me, but the auditions, well, those are just good fun.
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I just want to die of embarrassment at some of the auditions. Now, the bad ones are looking for their 15 minutes of fame like the She Bangs guy.
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But I wanted to start out famous! Man, I was embarrassed for him!
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I think Simon was a smart man to add to the interest of AI. His antics get even more people to watch. It is a great show. The time goes so fast when I watch it.
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“Me and American Idol are BFF’s!” HAHAHAHAHA!
Those auditions were just too funny – I’m not quite as interested now in the middle, I have to say, but, I’m sure as it gets near the end, I’ll be glued to the TV!
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I have never seen a single minute of an American Idol episode because I don’t like reality TV, but your post *almost* makes me want to give this show a try!!
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Great post! The auditions are the best part of American Idol to me.
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I love the looks on Simon’s face! Who tells these people they can sing anyway.
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This audition was not in America, but it pretty much tops them all for crazy.
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