For all of you at our wedding you met Ted, remember? He was the guy with the pink tie that counted out the thousand dollars to us all in $20 dollar bills. Remember now? Okay.

He started a movement called the PPP Rap Smackdown and how anyone is going to top this is beyond me. I have watched this more than I probably should and have even manually written down the lyrics. It honestly makes me just die of laughter!

What’s up Colleen, Colleen
Your videos ain’t so clean

You’re always trippin
Up on the boards
You making money
But you want more

Girrrrrl why you always taping up in your bedroom
Wearing lingerie and spraying your perfume
I don’t need to know what’s under that dress
Why can’t you be more proper like my girl CassKnits

Girrrrrl

You know I love you
Oh yes indeed
But we ain’t doing
That dirty deed

So keep on blogging
Stay on the boards
But don’t go trippin
Don’t got some more

That’s your rap smackdown
Up in the hood
Girl you’ve been served
Just like you should

You should not fight it
You should not pout
Just grab your camera
And take Chad out

On this day..

• In Sickness and in Health - 2006
• Are Work At Home Moms Sicker? - 2006
• 2 Old Cats+1 New Cat=Chaos - 2007
• Barn Furniture Mart - 2007