The wedding reception went even better than we expected it to. Everyone seemed to have a good time and the food and drinks were great! I had to pee again while we were there and Britt helped me this time. I kind of felt like I had started my period but thankfully I hadn’t. We were talking about it again forgetting that damn wireless microphone connected to Travis’s ear.

After everyone left we hitched a ride with Steve and Lola back to the MGM Grand where we were staying that night. We went up to the room to drop off some wedding gifts, but Michael made me wait outside while he ran in and put the gifts down.

It seemed like it was taking him forever, but I didn’t know at the time he was setting up the camera. He soon came out and was ready to carry me over the threshold. Right at the moment these three girls got off the elevator and one of them was just sobbing while the other two held her up. She was obviously wasted out of her mind and kept screaming about this guy that mean to her, and carrying on like a blubbering fool.

I wasn’t going to be carried over the threshold with this drunk crying bitch looming around, so we stood there waiting and waiting for them to come down the hall, walk by us, and get into their room. Finally they disappeared into their room while I silently wished she barfed all night and felt like hell the next morning.

Here’s the video. You can sort of hear the drunk chick crying and you can sort of hear us giggling waiting for her to pass. You can also hear him slam my elbow into the door jam and me comparing it to one of our most favorite movies, Just Married. Come to think of it maybe he did it for that very reason.

We were in the room for awhile and watched our wedding on the internet stream twice then decided to go down stairs and walk around. The theme sentence of the night seemed to come from groups of drunk men screaming, “We know what you’ll be doing tonight!” I yelled back, “We already did, FIVE TIMES!” Stupid drunk people.

We did what we do every time we go to the MGM Grand. We went and played the mechanical pony game and we had a blast! The waitress kept coming around with drinks and we got a pretty good buzz going. From then on I just laughed at the stupid drunk guys hooting and hollering at us.

I kept winning and Michael kept taking my quarters. I yelled at him once telling him he can’t take all my money, then stopped myself when everyone at the table laughed. Oh yeah, we’re married now. LOL! The night ended up perfect and we worked our way back to our room for some much needed “couple” time and rest.

On this day..

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